Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Recent updates

Since I have no life (in other people's eyes) a lot of spare time this holidays, let's post some updates:

I am STILL hungry. Anyone wants to swap places with me? If you want to lose weight, please swap places with me!

You just have to sleep late/not sleep at all, wake up at 4:00pm, have one meal that'll constitute as your lunch+dinner, and can't eat anymore until you fall asleep.

Nice diet regime right? One meal per day. It's the life, I'm telling you!

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The frog is gone from the bathroom. But I still am paranoid when I use the bathroom.

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There was a cicak who melintas-ed in front of me yesterday. Yes, in the middle of daylight. That further strenghtens my belief that cicaks ara getting more stupid.

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While Angah dreamt of bullsh*t dreams last night, I dreamt Ujai has gotten so thin. Haha.

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I wish people can update their blogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, what's the time showing at the end of this post? 5:30am? I should've slept at 4:00am. Now I have to stay awake until morning.

Maybe I should apply for a job in 7-11. The night shift. Or jadi jaga kilang or office or bank. Or jadi tentera yang jaga sempadan negara. My nocturnal tendencies would be fully utilized that way. Ergh. ERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Haha. If you think people from INTI stalking your blog is scary, wait til you discover some parents stalking blogs. I kid you not!

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